Rectum Ripper

$8.00

No matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do from now on, after using RECTUM RIPPER, will be “half ass”.

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Description

The Wrath of the RECTUM RIPPER. No matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do from now on, after using RECTUM RIPPER, will be “half ass”. So be careful using this very delicious, very hot mustard and ginger sauce, Because the RECTUM RIPPER will send your ass to an early grave.

Sincerely,
The RECTUM RIPPER

P.S. That is not blood dripping from his sickle.

 

Size

5 fl. oz. (147ml)