Tahiti Joes Hot Sauces & Maui Pepper Company On-Line Store

Tahiti Joes Hot Sauces & Maui Pepper Company On-Line Store
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 3 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE! ORDERS WITH ONLY 1 OR 2 ITEMS WILL NOT BE PROCESSED. Greetings and WELCOME to our NEW on-line HOT SAUCE web page! We are very excited to be able to offer our line of Hot Sauces & Maui Peppers products directly to you. The prices you see INCLUDE shipping & handling in the United States only! Our prices go down when you order by the case! A case is 12 bottles and jars, and the price includes shipping & handling. You can MIX and MATCH flavors. Just let us know what you want. A case of our products are ONLY $65!
Joes.jpg A Case of 12
$65.00
A case is 12 bottles and/or jars of our products. You can mix and match flavors. It is CHEAPER to order 12 (a case) at a time! In the ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS box, just let us know what flavors you want!

ahi.gif Ahi of Kahuna XX with CHEESE
$8.00
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 2 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE! ORDERS WITH ONLY 1 ITEM WILL NOT BE PROCESSED. One day, while Tahiti's Hot Sauces was cooling under a coconut palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him. They wanted him to make a sauce so "HOT" and flavorful, it would please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the tastebuds wanted it with cheese! So Tahiti's Hot Sauces asked the great Polynesian Fire God for help, and at the urging of Tahiti's sister Kimbalyawanalaya, Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you "Ahi of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce with cheese" (her favorite sauce). 5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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ALASKAN GASSLINE HOT SAUCE
$8.00
The polar bears and the seals dare you to try their new hot sauce. You're going to need this hot stuff to keep your body warm for those long cold Alaskan days. After downing a bottle of this great sauce, you will feel like you have enough gas to power Alaskan's northern lights. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE

NEWANALYZE.gif ANALYZE THIS - XXX GARLIC PEPPER HOT SAUCE
$8.00
IT DOESN'T TAKE A GENIUS, BUT A CHILE HEAD, TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SPHINCTER. COME ON! AFTER CHUGGIN' DOWN A BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE (ESPECIALLY THIS ONE) WHAT THE HECK DO YOU EXPECT YOUR RECTUM TO DO! IF YOU MAKE IT SUFFER, IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
applesass.jpg Apple Sass™
$8.00
Apple Sass™ is a rich and fruity tropical sauce with the alternating sweetness and fire of apple butter, mango, rum and habanero peppers. This sauce adds zip and can dress up any dish with just a few shakes. 5 OZ
BIKER BITCH HOT SAUCE
$8.00
THIS SAUCE WAS MADE FOR ALL THOSE BIKER BABES OUT THERE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THE ONE'S THAT DON'T TAKE CHIT FROM ANYONE, BUT STILL LIKE TO SHOW OFF YOUR CLASSY ASS AND BREASTS TO OTHER ONES. THIS SAUCE IS SO GOOD, TRY IT IN YOUR NEXT "BLOODY BIKER BITCHIN MARY" DRINK. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE


Bonzi.gif BONZAI CHILI KICK ASS TERIYAKI HOT SAUCE
$8.00
Time to try some ASS KICKIN teriyaki sauce. BONZAI CHILI is just the one to deliver the punch. If you find your teriyaki sauce to be bland, it's time for a change, a change for the better. A tantalizing taste and the heat of the habenero and jalapeno peppers. Bonzai Chili is not the only black belt champ of the teriyaki world because it can kick your ass, it also kicks the competition's. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
buck_u_sm.jpg BUCK U MICHIGAN XX HOT SAUCE
$8.00
The Fans from Ohio and Michigan are the BEST. But one thing for sure is, BUCK U hot sauce will make those Michigan fan's asses turn from BLUE to RED a scarlet RED, that is! Just like we do on the field! P.S. Michigan fans, you can go BLUE yourself!
buttplug2.jpg BUTTPLUG RELIEF HOT SAUCE X OFFICIAL STOOL SOFTNER OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM!
$8.00
OK! SO YOUR CONSTIPATED, BIG DEAL! YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE THAT NASTY OTC MEDICINE. WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO! BUTT PLUG RELIEF HOT SAUCE IS THE BEST STOOL SOFTENER TO HIT THE MARKET IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM. IF YOU'RE BOWLES ARE NOT ON THE MOVE, THIS STUFF WILL MAKE IT FLOW LIKE A RIVER AFTER A DAM BROKE. SO SAVE YOUR CHILE ASS AND DOWN A BOTTLE OF BUTT PLUG RELIEF TODAY. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
cameltoe.jpg CAMELTOE HOT SAUCE
$8.00
CAMELTOE IS A DELICIOUS SMOKED CHIPOTLE AND MANGO HOT SAUCE. SO NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT; SNAPPER, BEARDED CLAM, COOLER CLEAVAGE, THE PINK TACO, BEAVAGE. THERE IS NOTHING THAT TASTES OR SMELLS LIKE A CAMELTOE. LOVE AT FIRST SITE. P.S. YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHEN YOU TASTED YOUR FIRST CAMEL TOE PSS. SAY NO TO MOOSE KNUCKLES 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
CHAROLETTE_RELIEFsm.jpg CHARLOTTE'S RELIEF FUND HOT SAUCE
$8.00
From: Tahiti Joe To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Sent: Sat, 4 Aug 2007 9:08 am Subject: CHARLOTTE Aloha Everyone, This is for all of you that were concerned and prayed about my beautiful wife Charlotte. This isn't easy to do but, my Charlotte passed away last night at 10 after 10, August 3rd, 2007. Please don't think emailing everyone with the sad news is not personable but , it is a lot easier than crying in the phone a 1000 times. God Bless! Mahalo, Tahiti Joe The Kahuna of Hot Sauces 4310 State Drive W.P.B.,Fl.33406 561-439-7832 Fax: 561-965-4909 Toll Free: 1-88-Tahitijo http://www.tahitijoeshotsauces.com http://www.mauipepper.com
FueltheMuel.gif FUEL THE MULE HOT SAUCE
$8.00
In the desert, you can't get your mule to move unless you give it some fuel. When camping, don't set up camp down wind from your mule, even the rattlesnakes stay away. So please don't donkey around with this sauce because it will definitely make a jackass out of you. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
deviljuice.jpg HOT ASS DEVIL JUICE
$8.00
Welcome your ASS to HELL! That is what your ASS will feel like after using a bottle of "DEVIL JUICE". As hot as it is, this sauce has a LOT of flavor. That's how the devil tricks you into consuming his sauce. It will make your RECTUM feel like a "HOT ASS", so a part of you will know what HELL is like! 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
NEWHEAT.gif IN THE HEAT OF TEXAS
$8.00
AFTER A FEW USES OF THIS GREAT XXX HOT PEPPER SAUCE OF TEXAS, YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT WHAT THE 2ND LARGEST NATURAL GAS RESOURCE OF TEXAS IS! YOU'RE LOCAL OUT HOUSE IS YOUR ONLY RESOURCE OF A SAFE RELEASE, AND PLEASE "NO SMOKING" WHEN CONSUMING OR RELIEVING OF THE NATURAL GAS. IT'S YOUR ASS ON THE LINE, NOT MINE! 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
KUMAWANAKILYA1.gif Kumawanakilya XXX
$8.00
When Tahiti's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr, said " Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition". With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the "Killer Habanero Patch". In taking no chances of the Killer Habs and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the "jewels" you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habs put on a great fight, but no match for the "Kahuna of Hot Sauces". He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get "orange crushed" by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good! P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END! P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
meltdown.jpg Mango Meltdown™
$8.00
Mango Meltdown™ combines the exotic flavors of fresh mango and habanero peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table. 5 OZ
meltdown-x.gif Mango Meltdown™ X-treme Heat
$8.00
Mango Meltdown™ X-treme Heat is a sweet and fiery tropical sauce which combines fresh sweet mango with x-tra hot habanero peppers. Splash some on your favorite foods to spice up every bite! 5 OZ
mangonesian.jpg Mangonesian ™
$8.00
Mangonesian ™ is a beautiful array of exotic flavors never done before, from mango, habanero, clam juice, apple juice, and chipotle peppers. Wake Up! Smell and taste the difference. 5 FL OZ
pbhotsauce.gif Palm Beach Hot Sauce
$8.00
There is finally a Hot Sauce that is good enough to be called "Palm Beach" Hot Sauce! A hot sauce that has the heart to remind you of Florida's tropical sun, and the flavor from that beautiful array of spices to have the distinction of Palm Beach, "TASTE." So lay back and enjoy the waves and the hot tropical sun and enjoy the hot sauce in a "Palm Beach Mary" er...I mean, a Bloody Mary, Palm Beach style. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
POLYNESIAN2.gif Polynesian Hot Sauce
$8.00
This is the beginning saga of Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti's Hot Sauces went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine). Then after a few months, Tahiti's Hot Sauces blended a beautiful array of spices with clam juice, honey etc.... It has sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat of the peppers, it reminded him of the Islands. Tahiti's Hot Sauces had to hea (name) the new sauce A hot sauce that will remind even you of the South Seas. Try it as a chicken wing sauce, BBQ, marinate or it even makes a delicious "Polynesian Mary!" Mahalo Nui Loa
Rectum.gif RECTUM RIPPER XXX1/2 HOT SAUCE, WITH MUSTARD & GINGER
$8.00
THE WRATH OF THE RECTUM RIPPER - NO MATTER HOW BAD OR GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE, EVERYTHING YOU DO FROM NOW ON, AFTER USING RECTUM RIPPER, WILL BE "HALF ASS". SO BE CAREFUL USING THIS VERY DELICIOUS, VERY HOT, MUSTARD & GINGER SAUCE. BECAUSE THE RECTUM RIPPER WILL SEND YOUR ASS TO AN EARLY GRAVE. SINCERELY, THE RECTUM RIPPER. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
salsa-sm3.gif Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango HOT
$8.00
Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango: a delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational! Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty appetizer, or add passionate flavors to entrees of fish, chicken, pork and beef. Choice of heat level includes medium and hot. 12 OZ JAR - HOT
salsa-sm3.gif Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango MEDIUM
$8.00
Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango: a delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational! Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty appetizer, or add passionate flavors to entrees of fish, chicken, pork and beef. Choice of heat level includes medium and hot. 12 OZ JAR
tahitiakinew.gif Tahitiaki Hot Sauce
$8.00
While Tahiti's Hot Sauces was hanging ten in Japan (actually, he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's famous Teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti's Hot Sauces style for all the chili-heads to crave and sweat for! That's how Tahiti's Hot Sauces invented "Tahitiaki!" Now, you can enjoy Tahitiaki the same way as Teriyaki, but with a unique flavor and heat that will tantalize your taste buds. 5 Fluid Ounce Bottle
tropicgarlic.gif Tropic Garlic Hot Sauce
$8.00
After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce, Tahiti's Hot Sauces wanted to make another gourmet hot sauce that his vahine would enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine (who else?), he thought, "YOW!" She's not only hot-blooded, she's also half-Italian. With that in mind, Tahiti's Hot Sauces created tropical-style Garlic Hot Sauce his vahine would crave. Now, Tahiti's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce has become the #1 garlic hot sauce on the market. P.S. Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his kauhines (sisters) dedicate Tropi-Garlic to our Makua Kane (Father) because he's our Big Kahuna and it's his favorite. Mahala Nui Loa! 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
VOLCANOAHI2.gif Volcano Ahi X Hot
$8.00
Do you want to know why Tahiti's Hot Sauces took his original Polynesian Sauce, to make it hotter and still be able to keep the tropical flavor? Because all you chili heads loved the flavor of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves you waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination! P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using. P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
NEWWF.gif WET FART HOT SAUCE XX HOT WITH POOH
$8.00
CAN YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU LET OUT A LITTLE GAS AND YOU FELT IT RUN DOWN YOUR LEG? WELL, IT'S THAT DE-JA VU TIME AGAIN. THAT'S RIGHT! AFTER CONSUMING THIS "WET FART" HOT SAUCE, IT MIGHT GIVE YOU THAT WARM, MUSHY, DISGUSTING, STINKING FEELING IN YOUR PANTS AGAIN. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO LET OUT A "LITTLE" GAS, ASK YOURSELF, "DO I FEEL LUCK?" IS IT GOING TO BE WET OR DRY? THIS SAUCE CONTAINS LOADS OF CHEESE TO HELP COIN THE PHRASE, "WHO CUT THE CHEESE?" 5 FL OZ BOTTLE.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 2 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE! ORDERS WITH ONLY 1 ITEM WILL NOT BE PROCESSED.