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  • Maui Pepper Company – Mango Meltdown

    $8.00

    XXX-hotMango Meltdown™ combines the exotic flavors of fresh mango and habanero peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table. Sensational as a marinade or topping!

  • Tahiti Joe’s Killer Garlic XXX Pepper Sauce

    $8.00

    XXX-hotFor all you garlic lovers out there,you have just met the garlic pepper sauce of your life. Killer Garlic is exactly what the name implies,“Garlic that Kills”. Not the taste buds, but everything that ails you! From the heat of the Habs and the powerful healing powers of a ton of fresh garlic,Tahiti Joe gives you the best XXX garlic pepper hot sauce that you will ever put in your mouth. Killer Garlic! P.S. Backed by the Tahitian mob.

  • Tahiti Joe’s Kumawanakilya XXX Hot Pepper Sauce

    $8.00

    XXX-hotWhen Tahiti Joe got started in the hot sauce biz, his makua kane (father), Tahiti Joe Sr. said “Keiki Kane”(son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to puhi (burn) the competition”. With that in mind (what's left of it),Tahiti Joe set sail to the islands to ravage the “killer Habanero patch”.

  • Rectum Ripper XXX 1/2 Hot Sauce (Mustard and Ginger)

    $8.00

    XXX-hotThe Wrath of the RECTUM RIPPER. No matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do from now on, after using RECTUM RIPPER, will be “half ass”. So be careful using this very delicious, very hot mustard and ginger sauce, Because the RECTUM RIPPER will send your ass to an early grave.

  • Analyze This – XXX Garlic Pepper Hot Sauce

    5 out of 5

    $8.00

    XXX-hotIt doesn’t take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what’s wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin’ down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do! If you make it suffer, it’s going to make you suffer.

  • In the Heat of Texas

    $8.00

    XXX-hotAfter a few uses of this great xxx hot pepper sauce of Texas, you'll soon find out what the 2nd largest natural gas resource of Texas is! You're local out house is your only resource of a safe release, and please “no smoking” when consuming or relieving of the natural gas. It's your ass on the line, not mine!

  • Alaskan Gassline Hot Sauce

    $8.00

    XXX-hotThe polar bears and the seals dare you to try their new hot sauce. You're going to need this hot stuff to keep your body warm for those long cold Alaskan days. After downing a bottle of this great sauce, you will feel like you have enough gas to power Alaskan's northern lights.

  • Tahiti Joe’s Bajan Killer XXX Hot Pepper Sauce (Mustard And Ginger)

    $8.00

    XXX-hotTahiti Joe went to the Caribbean for some rest and relaxation …(like he really needs it?) His mind never rests (it may wander,but that’s another story). He started messing with his XXX sauce to give it a Caribbean flair. Ola! He came up with triple hot sauce with mustard and ginger that tastes awesome on a Cuban,but not so good on a Puerto Rican Humor, Ar ! Ar ! It will be the best sauce you’ve ever put on that tropical sandwich. Feel the heat!